I’m reminded that nearly naked, young healthy models were dropping like flies after standing in the heat at Kayne’s show this week. She’s wearing a full freaking suit. It’s hot. She got overheated. Clearly she has a fatal disease and is too ill to serve.

How are there actual doctors- people who went through the rigors of maintaining a top-notch GPA in undergrad, survived the MCAT, survived Medical School, survived Boards, survived residency- who actually believe this malarkey about vaccines?!

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

I really hope 9/11 sales don’t become a Thing, like Veterans Day and Memorial Day sales. Then again, what's more patriotic than spending money on a day that's supposed to be for remembrance and reflection? /s

Mom always said: find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

You mentioned the name Matc Jacobs. Countdown to the arrival of She Who Shall Not be Named in 3...2..1...

Literally came to the comments first to see if she was here.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

Good Christ. This post is up 15 minutes and nobody posted this?!?

I agree. It’s kind of creeping me out that there are all these people commenting here about their adventures in driving while high. Not funny.

when i was still smoking/using drugs i always smoked while i was driving. i thought i was totalllllllllllly fine. now i look back on it and am grateful i didnt hurt anyone. just don’t drive while high, friends.

“Quick question: what the hell does a “drug recognition expert” have to do to determine that a car full of women were stoned?”

Smoking weed made someone drive fast?

I prefer “female” to modify a noun — it just sounds more grammatically correct to me — but my editors disagree and changed it.

I don’t even know 19 people.

I think the only place I ever got kicked out of was health class in 5th grade because I couldn’t control myself and snickered at a cartoon dick becoming erect. I was pretty embarrassed after that. I hope this guy is mortified. Especially since his face will go viral with this video unlike the vast majority of hecklers…

1. Step One: Make Porn for a number of years

Why be a teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do something else if you hate children.

Methinks the writer working for a site that regularly spams us with tacky garbage shared from Deals protests too much.

No. Just no.