It was until I got to this part:

welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

I bought so much shit for my baby that I never used. I think the changing table annoyed me the most. I’m pretty sure I never used it to change my son. It was exclusively for throwing laundry on.

YOU GUYS! Barely doing your work is making me really sad. There will be such a void in my life if you go away. I’ve been barely doing my work for weeks, though, and I don’t even have a good excuse. Maybe this is a sign. I should get back to work.

How do you explain it? You are rich, yet live in a hellhole.

I loved Taran Killam as Jebidiah Atkinson. (This gif is about Charlie Brown and Peanuts.)

I’m just sad to find out you might NOT be a bunch of pink and/or magenta squares.

Yeah Meg!!! It’s not like anyone else uses an avatar around here or anything!!!! Just who are you Meg?!?!? I bet that’s not even your real name!!!!! The Internet people want to know!!!!

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

“Vaguely phallic”?

He’s also not offering up any alternative and life-long funding schemes to assist women who have babies affected... Would be lovely if his pro-life stance actually extended to quality of life...

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

“If I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life,” he said.

Okay, I get that you need ad revenue to survive, but having a giant advertisement between every single comment thread is beyond obnoxious.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I kinda of love that pink kitchen.

Rubio has tried to position himself as the hip, youthful candidate who goes to raves and listens to EDM

It's very cheap and easy from Canada. :P We paid 2000 dollars for our trip for two.

...including the Ferrari Tyga gave her for her 18th birthday.