If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

Her hair is pulled back, her lips are full, her eyes huge and alien, her head alien also, too big for her body, for her narrow shoulders and skinny waist—alien in that big-headed Martian way, proportions that Hollywood and conspiracy theorists use to denote species of a higher evolutionary order, whether of good or…

No record, no mugshot, no criminal past, legally permitted weapon, complete cooperation, all on video.

I’m kind of stuck on the fact that she’s never eaten pasta because she doesn’t like the texture. How does she KNOW she doesn’t like the texture if she’s NEVER eaten it? That’s a four year old’s excuse. If you’ve never eaten it, you don’t know what the texture is!

How do you know you don’t like the texture? ... unless you HAVE tried pasta!

Bull. Fucking. Shit. She’s trying to tell us that she’s never had macaroni and cheese? PUH-LEASE.

ETA - Wow. Apparently I have strong feelings on this. Who knew??

“Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who urinated on her beachfront property”

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

Yeah. It’s been, what, two weeks since the break-up was announced? Maybe the break-up happened earlier and she’s actually been dating him for a whole month or more. Then this would actually make some sense - he’s definitely her new boyfriend, they’re meeting their respective families, etc.

Seems a bit desperate and try-hard, doesn't it?

11 year old children aren’t allowed to decide anything because they are not legally adults. 11 year olds aren’t even allowed to drive or leave school of their own accord.

I live in British Columbia Canada and I can tell you that our naturalist earthy types can give the religious extremists a run for their money when it comes to zealotry. Being “natural” has serious devotion here. It’s permeating society. Lots of anti vaccine parents, people who stop you to say things like, “That better…

Those non-traditional ‘medicine’ practitioners the family trusted, told them to seek real medical treatment. They didn’t take advantage of this families trust. They provided sound advice, which these parents didn’t take.

They killed their child. They have several other children. The family makes their living by selling these snake oil cures and have been vocally unrepentant about killing their own son and trying to publicly persuade idiots like you that they were just well-meaning fuckups when they murdered their child by neglect and…

is ben now the chet haze to matt damon’s tom hanks? an investigation.

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This woman is so badass.

I know it’s so hard and painful to do, but I wish more people would talk about their miscarriages and other fertility issues. I was completely shocked when I realized how common it is, and I think it would help a lot with the feelings of failure that so many women have when they have trouble conceiving or carrying.