Can we talk about the name “Boomer Robert Phelps” please?

Nonsense. Show me the studies that prove that a glass a week causes serious birth defects. Take your time, I’ll wait.

I would say it’s cool if you think YOUR behavior should change when YOU get pregnant. I’d say it’s less cool if you think MY behavior should change when I get pregnant.

As an alternative, instead of having a baby, I hope that this is the dramatic set up for her to present her long rumored adult child simba style.

Now I’m sad cause there are no more Happy Endings. :-(

No, gorillas can fuck you up as well. I knew a guy who was a gorilla researcher in Rwanda. He said they were always instructed to be very, very wary around them and he took this advice seriously. One day, the male that he had been studying for months (and seemed to be pretty tolerant of him) got pissed off about…

BUT CLAIRE DANES THO

There should be a sequel to The Craft where Robin Tunney is now a happily married mother and one day Fairuza Balk shows up, with her powers back, on a mission to destroy her life, so Tunney has to start a new coven with Neve Campbell and Rachel True to stop her.

Like The Hand That Rocks the Cradle or a V.C. Andrews…

You’re right about the Craft. That movie is perfection.

I don’t know. There is probably some humor that could be mined from my great aunt who, between bouts of flirtatious nudity, semi-successfully recruited two of the Nursing Home Aids to go on a road trip to hunt down the hussy she was sure stole her husband. The aids knew her husband died, but they also really wanted to…

oh my god all those angles make him look scrawny and i feel like i’m looking at a 12 year old

He’s pretty much the spitting image of TC in Collateral at least in the eyes/nose (with the grey hair)

Hold up, I got a better one:

First, I have to say that I am totally against people teaching their kids cutesy words for genitals.

For fuck’s sake. As Rando said, she wasn’t talking about anything to do with reproduction. It’s exactly the same as saying the name of ANY OTHER BODY PART BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS CALLED. Good for her for refusing to use some stupid euphamism.

FUCK EVERYTHING

Can we add “I’m just saying” to the list?

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

Holy moly, do I HATE the interviews on Jeopardy. I was telling my wife the other day about my fantasy of how that would go down if I was ever on the show: