God I know, right?!? I hate it when people from war torn countries don’t look poor/destitute/pitiful enough. Fucking posers.

Because if you had to leave your home under threat of death, you’d be naked and not bring any way to contact anyone or access any information, right?

They shut the bar down drinking with their kids?

they’re also at different life stages — Adele is married with a kid, and Taylor is still being a teen idol. with responsibility comes maturity. (or more maturity means you’re not afraid to take on responsibility? I don’t know, I’ve been home sick all day and nothing makes sense anymore)

Trump voters:

How am I a racist? He said it, not I, you twit.

I sincerely hope the only reason for Dean and Christopher to reappear is because there’s gonna be a big Lamest Dudes in Stars Hollow contest.

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

Ha!

I could give a shit about what Kanye does this week after that bullshit he tweeted last night.

If it were $275 worth of Costco sized packages of Charmin, then I would be excited.

Don’t half of them not accept these? I thought they were non-tax deductible.

Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

I have always ALWAYS hated The View, and when Barbra Walters left I was excited because I thought it would get better. I have never been more wrong.

Forget about the absurdity of the concept. Can we talk about the fact that she turns the thermostat down to 5* C (41* F) and all she puts on is a fluffy pink sweater? That temperature is the opposite of sexy, she requires several more layers.

Well, yeah, obviously in this situation I wouldn’t just ice out my own sibling. (I don’t have a brother, but two sisters.) But that doesn’t address the primary issue here — it sounds like these two siblings do use email to communicate more personally, and it is weird for a spouse to insert themselves in that…

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

I do this with people walking two or more abreast on a sidewalk. I firm up my shoulders, clench my arms, and walk fucking straight ahead on the far left side (the correct side). If they move, great.... If they don’t, then they fucking bounce right off me and look flabbergasted.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.