This is why I’m terrified of going to Manhattan Mini Storage. It always seems like an army of crazy hobo vampires is waiting to pop out from around those long long corridor corners.

Almost the inverse of their capital flow, roughly $2.39 billion to 0 in 60 months.

Unfortunately, the test driver resigned at 1.47 seconds.

Irresponsible like giving anti-vax shit legitimacy? Or irresponsible like pizzagate? Birtherism? Benghazi?

Locker room talk, boys will be boys, amiright?

You mean to tell me you didn’t read the whole article where they point out that the timeline of the 4chan poster doesn’t match with actual events so they’re obviously lying?

If there’s one thing kids definitely love to eat, it’s whole, uncooked radishes. They truly can’t get enough of those radishes. Especially when they’re served whole, raw and rock hard.

“If we look up at the roof of this building there’s a lot of steel structure up there that’d [prohibit] some of the signals.”

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Actual footage from Trump’s transition team planning sessions:

Nintendo sends a cease and desist notice in 3...2...

Until we get a pizza roll bush science can fuck right off.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

Correction: It’s got 9x9 boxes on each side, but a cube still has only 6 faces, not 9.

As a Scot who has visited Harris and Lewis about half a dozen times, I can’t recommend it enough. Harris looks like an alien land to the point that Kubrick used the landscape as part of the visual ending in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey to represent an alien world. White sand beaches and best Haddock I’ve ever had…

This family is disgusting and representative of everything wrong with our legal system. If these people lived in Compton, Brooklyn, or Newark, they would all be in jail, with the kid not getting out until he was stooped and gray.

In fairness, telling charming lies to make people feel better is sort of the whole point of religion.

In fairness, telling charming lies to make people feel better is sort of the whole point of Santa.