PinballFan
PinballFan
PinballFan

The first time I saw land sailors at the dry lake with wings instead of sails, it took a minute to wrap my brain around, “duhhhh...a sail is just a flexible wing”.

I’ve gone 25+MPH in 15MPH winds in my very low tech Manta TwinJammer landsailor on Ivanpah dry lake bed at Primm, Nevada. It doesn’t sound like much, but when you’re four inches off the ground in a vehicle with no brakes, it’s hair raising if you’re not used to it.

I saw Bob Schumacher go 116mph in the Iron Duck in

Oh, the Blessings of the Lord gonnn rain down upon you and your $400 parking space.

Buy water bottles and coolers!

Panama,
I’ve never read any of your articles before this one, but you are now my favorite writer on the entire site. You hit it right on the head.

Tyler Perry is going to say e’erythang he has to say about Aretha Franklin in 120 seconds? Really?

Those preachers....they’re not gonna get wrapped up in The Word and told by

www.bibviz.com is incredibly useful for reading comprehension

I’m sorry...I wasn’t listening...

For which political office are you a candidate again?

How to tell someone isn’t used to reporting on firearms:
“30-aught-six or better” instead of “.30-06".

Soooo, it looks like Don the Con deleted the original tweet.

Breaking News
The White House has cleared Donald Trump of any wrongdoing.

Why is this Totally Innocent Lock Up Hillary person not sleeping well?

Change the headline: “Dropped” is for a hot new track that no one will remember in two weeks or that something like a policy has been killed or dropped from the budget.  Use “released”instead. This isn’t fucking hip hop.

That is literally the law for commercial drivers in Nevada.

This made me ridiculously happy.

Well, thank God.
Someone with screen name of a hack fiction writer has finally set the record straight about Nazis being “good people”.

We’re using the hell out of AMC’s $5 Tuesday tickets: Reserved seating, $5 Teen-But-Really-Anyone Bag of Popcorn and a drink, Coca Cola Freestyle machine, so whatever you want (if they’re not out of it) and free refills.

Contrast that to my company where they ask about Truck Lease Rates for next years Cap Ex Budget.

I’m no accountant, but....

I am going to automatically assume that you know exactly what the fuck you’re talking about because those words, while being unknown to me in this usage prior to reading them seconds ago, make a whole lot of fucking sense in that order.

Remember back in the good old days when Dilbert wasn’t a creation of a blathering piece of shit human being?