Cosplay is never worth risking permanent cornea damage with non-prescription contact lenses.

Too many buttons for him!

He figured Incognito mode would be fine!

Hiyyyoooooooooo

Ummm, so you don’t go flying through the fucking windshield when you have an accident? Tires get old, go flat, blow out. Things in the road. Running over zombies.

No one
wears
seatbelts.

Jesus, if there’s any time you want to be sure you don’t go flying through the windshield, it’s when the nearest “Emergency Responders” will eat you alive.

Snoopy’s first grin to the camera got me.

The people who blather the most about Constitutional Rights always seem to know the least about them and definitely can’t tell the difference between private servers and standing on the sidewalk spouting nonsense.

Well, if this was reddit, you’d be getting gold right about now.

Were they wearing Speedsuits and listening to Prog Rock when they did this?

I sure hope there are no Heretics around.

There was seven years ago. It was no more expensive than anything else on Maui. If there was a difference, it was miniscule.

I mean, when a box of cereal is $9, I didn’t notice any price difference.

When we visited Maui seven years ago, it was shockingly difficult to find Reef Safe Sunscreen.

Yes, trust a non-governmental group that wants to sound governmental, has a PayPal “donate” button on their website, and doesn’t have hyperlinks when you want to check out their “training programs”.

Funny. I never heard a single mention of them in all of the OSHA training I’ve had.

Boy, those fucking Ammosexuals are showing their intelligence by falling for a Pelican retailer who’s representing himself as the manufacturer.

They have to keep the “anal rape is legal” law on the books to keep them voting Republican.

Tomalak’s plan is working perfectly.

You can always drop defendants from a lawsuits. You cannot add them later after it’s filed.

Everyone: “I know all about video games and there isn’t anything new on the block.”

Nintendo: Hold my sake.

and millions of people use it as dick reference.

That’s called “regicide”, boys and girls.