Cosplay is never worth risking permanent cornea damage with non-prescription contact lenses.

Too many buttons for him!

He figured Incognito mode would be fine!

Hiyyyoooooooooo

Snoopy’s first grin to the camera got me.

Boy, those fucking Ammosexuals are showing their intelligence by falling for a Pelican retailer who’s representing himself as the manufacturer.

They have to keep the “anal rape is legal” law on the books to keep them voting Republican.

Everyone: “I know all about video games and there isn’t anything new on the block.”

Nintendo: Hold my sake.

That’s called “regicide”, boys and girls.

Send me your PayPal address and I’ll send you $3 just for “convinced me to never go full unitard.”

Absolutely nothing, according to the Indians with whom I work.

Well, son of a bitch!
I’ll have to tell the Paiute Indians that I work with that they’re racist because they call themselves and told me to call them “Indians...because that’s what we are.”
Thanks for making us all #sowoke.

I don’t trust non-circulating sous vide.

I don’t trust non-circulating sous vide.

Please stop telling people about this.

Please stop telling people about this.

I hope this was hacked or something.

He would have overcome his bone spurs by imagining the Vietnam War was behind him.

Take that Usain Bolt!

They aren’t and PDQ makes amazingly good and cheap zucchini fries, so PDQ wins in my book. 

I much prefer PDQ over Raising Cane’s. Options.

Cane’s is the “every couple of months” kind of thing for us. It’s nothing more than tenderloins brined overnight in an MSG based solution. It’s good, but Vegas also votes Taco Bell as “Best Tacos” and has lines around the block for frickin’ In-N-Out (where they can’t…

Yeah, I can call my wife to let her know to check and see what’s wrong with the unit, i.e., GFCI could have tripped, someone could have unplugged it, temporary power outage, etc.. (I actually don’t know how it would work if it lost power. Since their firmware is designed to shut down simply from having the cord…

Yeah, I can call my wife to let her know to check and see what’s wrong with the unit, i.e., GFCI could have tripped,…

As noted, don’t waste your money on the Bluetooth only version. Get the WiFi to enable Ice Bath Mode and make perfectly cooked steaks as easy as those dangerous CrockPot recipes!

As noted, don’t waste your money on the Bluetooth only version. Get the WiFi to enable Ice Bath Mode and make…

Exactly. Bluetooth is completely pointless. If you’re within Bluetooth range, you’re able to hear the thing beeping. That was lipstick on a pig and there really was no reason for me to upgrade from the Anova One.

Exactly. Bluetooth is completely pointless. If you’re within Bluetooth range, you’re able to hear the thing beeping.…