He would have overcome his bone spurs by imagining the Vietnam War was behind him.

Take that Usain Bolt!

They aren’t and PDQ makes amazingly good and cheap zucchini fries, so PDQ wins in my book. 

I much prefer PDQ over Raising Cane’s. Options.

Cane’s is the “every couple of months” kind of thing for us. It’s nothing more than tenderloins brined overnight in an MSG based solution. It’s good, but Vegas also votes Taco Bell as “Best Tacos” and has lines around the block for frickin’ In-N-Out (where they can’t…

Yeah, I can call my wife to let her know to check and see what’s wrong with the unit, i.e., GFCI could have tripped, someone could have unplugged it, temporary power outage, etc.. (I actually don’t know how it would work if it lost power. Since their firmware is designed to shut down simply from having the cord…

Yeah, I can call my wife to let her know to check and see what’s wrong with the unit, i.e., GFCI could have tripped,…

As noted, don’t waste your money on the Bluetooth only version. Get the WiFi to enable Ice Bath Mode and make perfectly cooked steaks as easy as those dangerous CrockPot recipes!

As noted, don’t waste your money on the Bluetooth only version. Get the WiFi to enable Ice Bath Mode and make…

Exactly. Bluetooth is completely pointless. If you’re within Bluetooth range, you’re able to hear the thing beeping. That was lipstick on a pig and there really was no reason for me to upgrade from the Anova One.

Exactly. Bluetooth is completely pointless. If you’re within Bluetooth range, you’re able to hear the thing beeping.…

...and yes, the “status” of the cook. Do you never do anything other than steaks? After having a 72 hour short rib cook go south, I find it very reassuring to see what the temperature is if I’m at work or out of town.

...and yes, the “status” of the cook. Do you never do anything other than steaks? After having a 72 hour short rib…

no, no, no, no, no!

no, no, no, no, no!

I cannot believe this was not fully intentional.

Or buy two Anova WiFi models for the same money and use Ice Bath mode and not limit your cooking options to what will fit in that box.

That thing does look cool, for sure, but you know...

Or buy two Anova WiFi models for the same money and use Ice Bath mode and not limit your cooking options to what…

Thanks! We thought “Hey, we’re not going to get screwed by these shysters!” and already had the pre-owned vehicle picked out, but we were pleasantly surprised when we could get a brand New Rogue for less than the cost of a used one. NMAC’s rate on the used was cheaper than our credit union and naturally, the .9% is…

Yeah, we did that. Had everything lined up through the Credit Union ahead of time.

How ‘bout a bit of the ol’ Ultra Violet, my droogies?

That’s not “a useless dollar”. It’s literally as valid as any other form of US currency. Any place that doesn’t accept it is in violation of Federal law.

I got two ultra crisp dollar bills (AMERICAN) for answering a survey about our new 2017 Nissan Rogue.

Casino chips are quite legally “not legal tender”. They’re “tokens” that are the private property of the casino, just like Meeple aren’t actually people and belong to the person who owns the game.

Actually, it’s illegal in Nevada to pay for goods or services with casino chips. You cannot even pay for your meal in the casino that issued them. You must first exchange them for US Dollars.

Of course, you can tip with them.

Thank FSM I put all of my money in First Citiwide Change Bank.
People will always need change!

Get the WiFi version!

Get the WiFi version!

Despite growing up near Yellville, I never attended Turkey Trot because we always shot our own turkey each November. It’s pretty easy really. They just sit there and don’t move much. You just have to wait until you have a clear shot. They’re always grouped together and I never missed.