Actually, it’s illegal in Nevada to pay for goods or services with casino chips. You cannot even pay for your meal in the casino that issued them. You must first exchange them for US Dollars.

Of course, you can tip with them.

Thank FSM I put all of my money in First Citiwide Change Bank.
People will always need change!

We’re probably just calling it “cosmic background radiation noise” or “static”.

Some hyper intelligent species out there is screaming “WHY AREN’T THEY PICKING UP?!?!?! THEY’VE BEEN ABLE TO HEAR THIS CALL FOR 122 OF THEIR EARTH YEARS?!?!?! We’re bombarding them with it!

Fine. Fjorchsck them! If they don’t want to steer…

Get the WiFi version!

Get the WiFi version!

Oh, this dipshit doesn’t use “the internet”; he uses Facebook to get to Gizmodo.

Of course, the White Supremacist Sacks of Shit oppose Net Neutrality.

They know who will not host their filth and how difficult it will be to access it.

Despite growing up near Yellville, I never attended Turkey Trot because we always shot our own turkey each November. It’s pretty easy really. They just sit there and don’t move much. You just have to wait until you have a clear shot. They’re always grouped together and I never missed.

Bulk of the series, dude.

What the fuck ever. Fuck off. Also, finish the phrase. You left off the last part, didn’t you?

Eggggggsactly.

Nope. Little to no difference in temperature with solid doors. The only difference you’d notice would be the fact that the curtain doesn’t want to violently wrap around you.

I was thinking about getting the ceramic thermal tint on the inside of our 2017 Rogue’s sunroof. Now I’m definitely doing it.

This is a quickly taken photo from the Clark County Nevada fair a couple of years ago. The carny started yelling at me when he saw me taking it.
I shouted “WHAT? YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT YOUR HOOPS ARE OVAL AND THAT YOU’RE CHEATING THEM?”

Check the hoops. You’ll also see that most of them are ovals instead of circles.

To be fair, you can totally blame the McDonald’s employee who listed a poster and five packets of the stuff on eBay well before 2pm EDT. That guy is a fucking prick.

It’s actually a Justin Roiland quirk. It’s “one of the ten things he talks about” according to an interview on....Nerdist???

Huzzah for front facing speakers!

It’s worked very well for them with wanting to take over America.

That was the money shot.

You don’t know much about the ACLU, do you?