This is the internet.

So, that's why I can't get this roll of Kodachrome developed!

I would pay to see that.

[www.hulu.com]

Either there is a typo in their home page or this is a year old story:

I call shenanigans!

I would almost guarantee that it's LiPo, as well.

Duh!

Or do what Rusty-n-Edie's BBS did: giant degaussing coil under the hard drives...powered by the light switch on the wall.

No love for the Mantis Shrimp, aka the Thumbsplitter?

Well, the only ways you can die from a laser is by electrocution while you're working on it or having the power supply fall on you.

Not from a handheld.

Ex-fucking-actly.

Yeah, my son (sample size of one) would have been a very bad data point for this study.

I'll take sweeping generalizations for $400, Alex. You must get a lot of exercise jumping to conclusions.

I cannot process anything you typed beyond your spelling of her name as "Lea".

"The sunshield is a new technology concept developed specifically for the Webb."

So, it's a regular rheostat with a mushroom button.

Ummmm, how new is this when Kapton already flew around the moon and they used a similar heat shielding system on Skylab?

Keep dreaming, jaydez.