PinballFan
PinballFan
PinballFan

If this was for someone in the mortgage industry, chances are it was a very simple password. They're not that smart.

Because a fifth grader did it and you did not.

...or you could just learn to use a pair of real strippers.

It's too bad that they ratified it, along with 99 other countries.

I am not shocked at all. Fucking morons never shock me.

My home county was dry until a recent election. "Going to the line" (state or county) was a time honored tradition. The churches fought it tooth and nail for years and finally lost. Of course, many of the most vocal opponents were also the people who bootlegged alcohol into the county so guess who's out of business

What about the OB-GYNs who find vaginas repulsive? Why should they have to deal with them all fucking day?

"Sir, part of this job requires you to hit your hand with a hammer. You won't like it, but you are required to do it."

That would be Moapa, Nevada. There was some ruckus last year about some douchebag pharmacist who cried "This is chemical abortion and that's against my religion, so I won't do it!"

Man, I sure hope Alaska or Hawai'i can get some National Park love so the Park Service can extend its boundaries!

Wow. I did not know there were that many. I'm not much of a drinker, though and every state in which I have been there long enough to have purchased alcohol (California, Nevada, Missouri, and Arkansas) it's just a normal license based business.

PETA is irrelevant on a movie set (and real life, honestly). (Remember, they're the group that would rather have the domestic ferret be extinct rather than be dependent on man for survival.)

Are there more than Utah?

Aren't those areas considered Constitution Free Zones or do they have to be within 100 miles of the border?

I got a cheap ELM 327 design from Amazon. It barely worked, but it was enough to get the job done. I returned it. It's worth the extra ~$60 to get the PLX Devices Kiwi Bluetooth.

I hope it imparts "subtle nuances of toast", too.

Absolutely. I have replaced two gas caps since I moved to Las Vegas in 1999. At first, I thought the guy at AutoZone was bullshitting me. However, I understand sensors and feedback systems, so he convinced me to try it.

"But I'm not willing to go through all the hassle of knocking down walls and rewiring every room in my house. "