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They will later rename it to "Sting".

Technically, all of them are that accurate. Standard sea level pressure is 29.92 inches of mercury. (Leaving out all the bits about calibrating, etc. that I've forgotten.)

If you really want to get confused, consider the not-so-humble banjo. It's a fretted instrument with a drum head, a resonator, and a bell (a tone ring). Everything from head tension to neck action and fit to tone ring fit. Heck, even the style of bridge can make a dramatic difference in the sound. There's a guy in…

Is BBX still a real time operating system like QNX?

That's standard practice in every industry. Heck, Apple even hired the guy who wrote the Messenger app because it was so popular in the jailbreak community.

But, Jackass is at least self-aware of how stupid it is and is, for the most part, incredibly amusing to watch.

Wait, wait. Hold on, stop the presses!

Hey, nice going, Apple! You put the microphone on the left side of the space bar.

It may have +3 Inventory, but the -1 Holding of Bag would get too annoying after a few hours of nutsack "batwing" action.

Quick! Get the cases of Sprite and chicken noodle soup ready!

They have and do. Except for the few weeks I owned an iPhone (gladly traded it for a brand new G1), every phone I've ever owned has a user replaceable battery. When I need a new battery for my Nexus One, well it takes all of ten seconds to replace it.

Do NOT take the red pill.

Yes, it's called "the garbage can".

My brother is an award winning taxidermist. He's always had a strict "no pets" policy.

You can use basic HTML tags like bold and italics in your responses.

" Anyone having a healthy relationship with their couple knows they don't get ANYTHING beneficial from watching porn."

Masturbating with a computer must require a lot of lube.

"TONIGHT! You'll be making a left in approximately 50 meters."

Yeah, but you don't get the extra-super-fancy experience of having to open an app and then push a button when you can just click a small widget placed conveniently where you want it.