As I wrote, I don't "blame" the people who get lung cancer through circumstances beyond their control. However, for those people who willfully choose to drastically increase their odds of lung cancer, heart, or any other number of serious diseases by smoking, I don't have much pity.

FIND "4K"

First, #corrections "prostate".

Day and night she talks, each word more useless than the next.

Plus, two day Prime shipping or $4 for overnight? Hells yeah! Two forgotten birthdays or Christmas presents a year amortize that cost quite nicely.

Seek it, grasshopper.

I'm not a fan of mint and chocolate, but I support your right to think that it's great.

HEH! I laugh your dessert's nakedness!

Honestly, they could have called the new release "It's-It" and promoted a local business AND their brand since an "It's-It" is the best ice cream sandwich on the planet.

Just a reminder, Mr. Cooking Pot!

Watch one of the Tesla biographies and see how much of a dick Edison was.

Yes, it's not your fault you agreed to purchase all of those apps.

As long as they aren't "deprived" of the property, they have no quarrel with him.

Don't worry.

That was almost exactly my first thought when I saw this. Hopefully they can get rid of that pinko-commie-fag-god-damned National Transportation Safety Board....always stickin' their nose into our bidness...so then we can transport this stuff on Greyhounds and the overhead compartments of passenger planes.

Damned straight.

Wow, no "Finders, keepers?" in Connecticut? That's bullshit as it was his property. That was his hard drive, not Apple's. They have absolutely no right to it.

I thought fluffing was reserved to keep the men "ready" since it's hard to fake a boner. Therefore, if you were "going to fluff that cocksucker"....

The only thing that could add to the awesomeness of this article????

But...how can you look like a badass on Facebook if you don't have your finger on the trigger?