"Do you agree to have your Lockscreen PIN tracked? Do you agree to have your lips sewn to the butthole of another Apple user?"

On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!

You support them every time you stream a movie.

You honestly expect that console, with that controller, to be priced the same as the Wii? Seriously?

#corrections

If they fix the holes, where will Apple find the next round of its developers?

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Hells yes for the Muncheeze Truck! Between them, Fukuburger, and Sloppi Jo's, I could exclusively eat from kitchens that require gasoline!

They kind of do that already. A standard pool deck coating is called "Kool Deck". It's usually a light colored thin mortar mix.

The point is that the reflected heat will not be absorbed into the gigantic thermal battery that is black asphalt. Therefore, the parking lot will not radiate this heat all night long and raise the night time temperature dramatically.

Don't forget the anime where the retirees mutate into superheros!

There's no loop because they didn't want it to look like a Ford Tempo commercial from the '80s.

"Take this stick..."

Yeah...or you could just put a reverse-phased microphone inline with the speakers.

You'd hate Boulder City, Nevada, then. They run plates via a car mounted camera and a computer system.