@vein11: Someone in Chile is now running towards the hole screaming "A guy on the internet posted that we should send them food and water and SKIP the dynamite!

"If we kill an animal for food, we are obliged to use the whole thing."

@rhoderickj: Attention Alanis Morissette! This is actual irony.

Great Basin National Park for the dark sky win. It's about 80 miles to the nearest po-dunk town of Ely.

@arebelyankee: Bey book urrrrrrrr jooobbbbsss.

@chauncy that billups: That's not misleading, at all. Obviously a photograph is going to capture more light than your eyeballs, but I doubt you've ever been to a good dark sky site like Great Basin National Park. The Milky Way is fraking amazing there and that photo isn't too far off.

I think it's pretty retarded, actually. I am all in favor of stupid memes, don't get me wrong, but who wasn't "aware" of breast cancer before this? No one is going to read something that looks like a bunch of women being slutty and say "AH HAH! IT'S ABOUT BREAST CANCER! I WASN'T AWARE OF IT PREVIOUSLY! WOMEN CAN DIE…

@Batmanuel: Do they turn a healthy shade of pink rouge?

@CraigJW: I wouldn't say "whim" of bacteria (and their ner-do-well cousins, the viruses) . It's more like random chance.

That's effing stupid and excessively "shabby", IMHO.

@xaronax: Farking stupid amateurs, that's who.

@szrimaging: Just wait until the doctor has to use a dental drill to remove rust from your eyeball.

Oh come on, they just need to review the footage from one of their millions of surveillance cameras to find it.

@wwegiz: Wait! I thought he "has accomplished nothing"...at least that's what Faux News said.

@Izzo: Hey now!

@boslok: Oh, I don't think there is a requirement to have a smartphone to place the call. :)

That looks so odd without a WODE underneath it.

More people speak Klingon than Koro.

@drzwingle001: They're quite common.

...and start with the people who helped you build your b(r)and.