You had me at “Ninja Frogs”.

Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

Oh the scarfs. During the beta I found a shemagh in the dark zone. A mother-f-ing shemagh! You know how fly I’d look in chaotic Mid Town with a shemagh?! Of course you do. So I grabbed some other loot and went to call in a chopper to get this sweet ass scarf decontaminated so I could got get my tier-1 on. I spent a…

Not even gonna lie, I think Gen-1 Nick is more fuckable than Gen-3 Nick.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

No. That's my reaction to even uttering the words.

Not as unpopular as you think. Though the Huracan was somewhat of a miss, the Aventador is pure sex, even after 5 years.

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I would think that Bernie stops calling as soon as the checks stop arriving.

Yet another click-bait article on Kotaku. :p

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

In Splatoon, you dye.

As a kid playing them, I did like the 2D platformers better. Not to say I didn’t like the third game, mind.

I just discovered five minutes ago that Real Adventures of Johnny Quest is available for free with Amazon Prime Streaming, so... that’s pretty cool!

I just did a quick search on TV.com (my go to for trying to see where stuff is streaming legally).

I was thinking about it and when they made Scooby-Doo originally it was like a bunch of hippies and their dog, right? So now it is a bunch of hipsters and their dog. Makes sense actually.

I’m a huge fan of Amanda Conner but that promo image just looks like the kind of awkward fanart you come across where you go, “Oh, huh, so that’s what [some childhood franchise] would look like in a slightly more realistic art style. It looks super out of place and would probably never work but it’s neat to see…

A $100,000!?

Now connect your tubing to the end of that. Find a grommet in the floor board - I assure you there are more than a few - make a slice in it with a pen knife, then route your tube through there. No more jug, no more disposal fees. Bonus: the airflow across the tube opening creates negative pressure to vacuum the urine…