@relyk5: "Until then, this product is useless for my own personal, very specific needs"

@TheRealDoshu: They made him feel so uncool he had to go on the internet and tell strangers about his motorcycle.

@SinisterSkull: It's not that I don't think it's "innovative" enough, it's just that it's pretty objectively bad.

@Juan29.zapata: Yeah, you're right, but it's still a shitty, generic title.

This actually looks amazing, but I still have such a hard time with the fact that these games have probably the stupidest fucking title in the history of the world.

So Mark Wahlberg will now have this and Max Payne on his resume...is there some kind of clause in his contract that states he'll only star in video game movies if they bear absolutely zero resemblance to the source material?

@Woejack: This is actually fascinating, thanks for taking the time to explain.

Yeah, yeah, great facial animations.

@Kryptolojik: 100% agreed. I just wrote a tirade about this exact issue lower in the thread but you said it much more succinctly.

@Gruntybreath: Hadn't thought about that, but you're absolutely right.

I have a hard time believing this is actually the rationale behind them leaving out the feature. There's already an "always on" sensor that allows you to use a wireless controller to turn the Xbox on from across the room—where was Microsoft's "green" conscience when they were designing that feature?

That silhouette looks awfully familiar...

@McMike: The Apple logo is illuminated, but it's not something they have to "make room" for—the logo is lit up by the same LED that illuminates the screen.

Anyone else who owns both HD consoles finding fewer and fewer reasons to hang onto their Xbox?

Dear Barnes & Noble,

ThinkPad T510—certainly not a gaming powerhouse, but rock solid for just about everything else I've ever thrown at it. Plays StarCraft 2 without a hitch, so it's good enough for me.

@ctfeet: Who are you people? Where do you come from? What compels you to post these comments on any post that involves a photo of a woman? Do you say these things to women on the street? Now look what you've done! You've made me into a question machine!

@nflsonic: [meatbun.us]

@Guard: Yeah, still doesn't make much sense to me. Even my nearly six-year-old iBook G4 takes, like, a second (or less!) to wake from sleep and it's still running Tiger.