No, we picture you MRA guys bitching up a storm about it, like you're doing here.

if you have to read between the lines, it's false advertising.

Roshan won

Not really. Supporting their model, on top of your own, is basically promoting the idea and they say that doesn't fit with their ideology. It would be like a restaurant adding something completely different to their menu because they want to give the customer a choice. Kind of. Not really. Whatever.

seems like a mini power trip kind of thing.. which is just weird. I mean, ok, we're already past the point where we know it's just an achievement and it's not the end of the world, but.. to knowingly put an unattainable one in the game, and then give it to yourself, it's like you know that they're laughing to…

A bad day can excuse you for being an asshole. A bad day cannot excuse you for calling somebody a "faggot nigger" because you're mad. If that's okay when you're mad then obviously the problem stems a bit deeper than a bad day.

Thank you. I've been a lifelong gamer; I'd never call myself an athlete, but I'd damn well try to kick your ass if you said playing video games was a worthless waste of time. (Well, if someone else said it I'd try to kick their ass. You obviously wouldn't.)

The way he says "ogre"—"ergrer".

Comes on right after Dodgeball on the OCHO.

Like I said, we can't know. He can't prove that. Neither can she. But statistically, 1-8% of accusations turn out to be false.

So you think that opening a game development studio and raising the tens of millions of dollars necessary to make a AAA title on the level of an AC game is "simple?"

next to pair(s) of tits

This is why I bought The Matrix Revolutions on HD DVD.

They better catch that dern liberal in the graphics department!

Which is exactly what we said. In fact, to quote the Kotaku article you're commenting on, "all over Twitter this morning, prominent pundits and game developers are attacking Assembly and Koskivirta, but their ire appears to be misplaced. Assembly's tournament is just a qualifier for the IeSF tournament. They have to…

You really NYX'D ALL THOSE COMMENTS FUCK YOU.

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That's the tradeoff. You can have your gun, loaded, round in the chamber, safety off and under your pillow so you can quick-draw blow away the first noise you hear at night, or you can keep it safely locked up.

They actually waved around dildos. It's not like it's going to damage their psyche if they're exposed to sex.