THANK YOU!

There must be much in life that remains unfathomable to you.

Republicans can't read, I've never been more convinced of this fact.

Oh Yee of little integrity.

Guess what, we KNOW IT'S A JOKE. There's nothing wrong with people criticizing a bad joke that takes a crap on World Book Day and simultaneously promotes some shitty mobile game. The fact that it's a joke is irrelevant to the responses it got. Besides, those responses were actually entertaining, so thanks to Mike for…

Following this train of thought, all science fiction games are of course, written by time-travelers.

MMM CAPITALISM

Honestly, what does saying the same shit everyone says on articles about ultraportable gaming laptops accomplish? What is to be gained? Excellent, you don't value portability, fine, then obviously a product geared towards people who do isn't for you. I don't understand why that's such a difficult concept.

I bought it since everyone in my class was hyped up for it, and since I had time before Skyward Sword came out. Since I've never played an Elder Scrolls game before, I said why not and decided to see what the fuss was about. I was bored as hell. It was pretty much just a pointless sandbox with a dull and boring world…

Your comment belies your name.

This makes me proud of my comments against him in the past. I'm really glad I've been of help.

With his knuckles, not his broad shoulders

Nintendo Disaster Watch.

You've not played the game yet you declare it a "steaming pile of shit"? Why even bother commenting?

Men aren't being exploited, it's positive features that are being exaggerated - e.g chest, biceps etc. which represent power or strength. It gives males a powerful figure to aspire to.

Whereas for women it's their sexual features which are exaggerated, making them an object rather than someone powerful who achieves…

Dude, you should see a therapist.

I cried while playing Afrika, too.

and there is a baller map

They praised the Sun

I am going to get attack, which hence proves the point.