What if the arbitrary mark against him is that he’s gay?

But horrible with distinguishing yes and no.

She better be perpetually DTF to make up for such transgressions.

I was wondering why Florida Man hadn’t done anything since yesterday. Glad to see he’s doing well.

The M.O. did.

Good job, white people!

clearly low-motor instead of high-motor.

Upper class white men treating women like objects of fancy? Who knew?

More like eyes of a stranger.

Just wait until Selfie Cat speaks. *rubs hands together gleefully*

If we can make this the official death of selfies, that would be great (with the exception of August Ames and Siri).

Es ist doch so leicht, so einen Fehler zu machen. Alles wird vergeben.

Nell Carter, God rest her soul.

Bravo.

Obviously they should only eat Soylent Green. Obviously.

But they're kids, so fuck 'em.

If she doesn't want to give head, then she's obviously well within her rights to take such a stand. She's her own person and not someone else's property (or sex toy), after all.

A slave to capitalism, in that case.

And yet you're on the internet, and specifically on a site that is likely to talk about the day's grand prix.

Just another day of driving on I-285 in Atlanta.