Indeed, it does happen for a reason. For instance, after finishing undergrad, despite applying for countless jobs, I couldn't find one for almost a year, and accordingly ran into all sorts of financial trouble that I'm still sorting out even now, a few years later.

Filleted penis, actually.

Dat ass doe.

That face was too sultry to be angry. I think he just came.

There's edible and then there's EDIBLE.

If you don't join in/kick it up a notch, it's highly likely that you don't have a pulse.

Given that Cody is such a fat bastard, I'm guessing he ate the animals alive.

Proof that Blake is willing to play below the rim as well.

So if anyone ever accuses you of being full of shit, you can revel in their accuracy.

Proof that they should have traveled the world and the seven seas.

Why yes, ever since they began to minimize the role of the A-10, I have had a problem with the Air Force.

Because fuck 'em, that's why.

Thankfully Texas A2A is also still in the running.

God damn it.

Haisley is to MLS as Silky Johnson is to the Haters Ball. Johnson comes off as being far more authentic, however.

Step one: whip it out

The good thing is that there is never any sort of rigging or fixing in Serie A.

Surely we're not going to criticize a guy who tried his best to not lead with his head.

A warning to all basketball players: this is what can happen when you don't call bank.

Get high, stay high.