I can’t speak for the rest of the league, but that’s exactly what Atlanta United did:

And yet Ibrahimovic is 35. Man U=retirement team.

That reminds me of some of my visits to Ohio and Pennsylvania, actually.

With that said, I’m liberal as hell and from Alabama. Be better than giving into the closed-mindedness that has helped to prop up a figure as vile as Trump.

Even the creators of Mortal Kombat found that fatality to be too gruesome.

Golden Gopher Shower?

But Haisley can’t cum.

Literally nothing.

No idea why he hates Jim Grobe so much.

Don’t. Dortmund needs you.

I mean, the coal doesn’t put itself in the furnace.

Outside of cousins, masturbation tends to be their only choice.

They need to tighten up.

I don’t even get mad about seeing the hats/bumper stickers/yard signs anymore. If anything, I’m thankful that so many people are self-identifying as fucking idiots or irreparably damaged people. It makes my task of character judgement so much easier. 

Maddux did it better.

You’re right, and I don’t even have a dog in the fight.

As an Auburn fan, I agree.

It would have been better if his mom had been in Roxette.

Two-point bonus in the XFL.

Would you rather be consigned to lose 21-20 or have a chance to tie it at 28?