I actually thought she was going full Dolezal.

Please die.

When can C.H.U.D. inspire a mascot?

They should have had Linkin Park perform the anthem (again).

South Alabama, not Southern Alabama.

A: Childish digs at MLS.

They’re clearly using Ralf’s last name, not Michael’s.

You didn’t swap their faces; you just did an age progression of Sam Cassell.

An America? Geez, I don’t think a whole country or land mass is at fault.

Get fucked.

More people should have had pro-choice parents. :(

But you sure as hell can judge them by their toes.

Johnny Keith got his gun[s].

Oh?

I mean, if everyone has already played the same schedule (i.e. played all of the other teams twice), there isn’t a need for a playoff. Playoffs are really only required (MLS, NFL, etc.) when teams don’t play the same schedules.

Butthole Surfers tried to warn us all.

But Ellen never worked for ESPN.

Ah, I get it. Billy is one of those who will slam MLS for not having promotion and relegation and not allowing a plucky little NASL or USL team to soar to the top, but then suggests that a team like Leicester, somehow still viewed as not being good enough despite quantitative evidence otherwise, should just know their…

You’ve clearly never been out in Manchester after midnight. (I have; somehow survived; would do it again)

Far better than tight hair.