This could have all been avoided if they had invested in one of those double-ended clit pounder things.

U2 smells.

Of course none of this would happen in a league with promotion and relegation.

Yeah, well, your neighbor's stepmom also gives handjobs for crack, so...

Too bad. I usually come second.

;)

That's legit.

And the boring part is exactly why my morning runs actually consist of me chasing and dribbling a soccer ball around at a good speed for about an hour or so. It allows me to do more than just jog and it feels like it's more of a full-body workout than straight-line running.

Whether my little routine is more beneficial…

PENIS.

I got your hard C right here!

Yeah, I don't like divine clothing, either.

At least we know that Riley Cooper is willing to fight for that kidney.

The problem is that those years in prison have left many Alabama fans with assholes that are bigger than usual.

You're a fucking idiot who has obviously never set foot in Auburn. Far more liberal than many other podunk shitholes.

Because the health of your brain is far less important than that of your knee once your playing days are over.

All week.

Next week is Thanksgiving break at Auburn.

Just imagine if Amani Toomer played for them.

Here's further proof of Socrates' soccer skills.

This is why you always have a safe word!

I can feel it...in my plums. Nice bluish hue.