There's a big difference in making an off-color joking and making light of the execution of innocent college students at the hands of their own country's soldiers. I would expect anyone 18 or older to understand such a simple concept.

But hey, brah, you keep excusing the behavior of a bunch of over-privileged white…

Go fuck yourself.

I think it says "Works 4 Enquire."

Either way, Evans is still a fratty-bro douche.

Mike Leach approves of her dark room treatment. Adam James? Not so much.

Considering that the soccer posts are about the United States winning the Gold Cup, I'd say Deadspin actually really loves America, you dumb fuck.

This says it all.

Here we go? There I went.

Wait, didn't this actually happen at an Auburn v. Alabama game?

Feel free to jump in a fire after showering with gasoline. Thanks.

You're confused. The Miami Heat were nowhere to be seen.

And it sounds like you don't understand that a final score doesn't always explain what has transpired during a game. Thanks for playing, however.

Should've thrown it up and in.

No way. I bet it was oregano.

Well done, Mark. I'd pound it.

Red nose=two bottles into the night.

Red nose=two bottles into the night.

Horse piss.

Loves Clayton Bigsby.

Was completely unfamiliar with Gianna Michaels and her body of work...until now.