I can’t remember the last time I cleaned my oven racks.

I was SO FUCKING EXCITED reading this. I even sent the story link to my husband.

Me too me too me too! 

Thanks! Your username is also incredibly appropriate. 

It’s actually pathetic that my first thought was “I’m surprised this is the first time I’m hearing this excuse used.”

YUP. Sometimes I think about how sad it is that I need caffeine so much...but then I ignore it and make another cup. 

THISSSSSSSSS.

I have coffee at work, luckily. But I prefer coffee for the drive too as it’s a long 40 min commute without the caffeine haha. 

Pie-pie’s morning routine:

Burn them and release any feelings you have about him up to the heavens with the smoke. While drinking wine. For the ritual.

YASSSSSS omg I am so excited and hopeful for you! Fingers crossed!

My little brother had to be leashed. No matter how tightly you held his hand or watched him he’d wiggle loose and BOOK IT. They almost had to shut down a SEARS once bc they couldn’t find him. Little shit was hiding in a clothing rack giggling. Mom said if she didn’t leash him one of them was gonna die. Either him…

As a mom who breastfed my first kiddo (until she started biting HARD at 11 months) and is currently 6 months into breastfeeding my second, I try very VERY hard not to judge these moms. Emphasis on try. However, once you’re into the 3 and 4 year old territory, I kind of wonder if this isn’t an extension of the whole…

Man, I wish. No responsibilities and a high metabolism...sign me up. Instead I have a regular 5:30 am wake up...and an infant who prefers her morning meal at 4 am. 

I am excited for The Rookie but am disappointed that it’s at the 10 pm timeslot. That’s my bedtime. And as I’m probably part of the key demographic for a Nathan Fillion ABC cop procedural (old, tired, mom) I feel like this was a dumb decision on their part. 

Hah, I have the opposite. I can eat bi-valves but cannot eat crustaceans. And that’s confusing as well as got tested as a 14 yr old and reacted as allergic to them. Then two years ago after a pregnancy I decided to get re-tested since some studies say you can grow out of food allergies you develop. (Not the same as…

YEP. 

Besides the backward ridiculously-puritanical thinking that was putting some construct about virginity over their kid getting cancer...this also doesn’t make sense just because I doubt ANY 9-year old knows what type of vaccines they’re getting.

That is effing gorgeous! What does re-blocking mean? Because I think that is great as is.

That is fanTASTIC!