The entire country already runs on a brown liquid

Too bad Ted Kennedy had to die before Craig James could make his senate run...

Sports writers would get mad about the Ostertag reference simply because of how depressed it would make recruits.

aaaand I'm a jackass

you do realize the ocean is salty right?? and pressure lowers a liquids freezing/boiling point

The fish was just tired of the high-pitched singing rodents

Suspensions mushy

'good' sugar/carbs are still sugar and carbs

Adam West liked to keep Burt Ward full of awesome too...

Joba Chamberlin has one he won't be using for a while

It is rusty

one point twenty-one jigga watts??

One more comment about the parsec.

A Parsec is a measure of distance, that's like saying a "Cadbury Egg will give you diabetes in 3 miles." Which if you say it sort of sounds like a sign for South of the Border, or a fortune cookie.

That costume is clearly not canon

He managed to sweep the entire mess up with a push broom. Didn't he also stop to scold you for ruining his nap.

Jason you don't need to rub in that you have the color version of One-on-One. Some of us had to get by with green/black. On the other hand booting the game did teach me how to spell.

I'm getting thirsty, I'll just order a TAB

In the HVAC/Plumbing world it is standard practice to get a take-home flash drive at a trade show. It leads to strange drawers full of old drivers at wholesalers.

And the government will make you have like 40 abortions...a day