Mostly what's wrong is what it lacks.

Tsunami Motors, get swept up in it!

and by everyone [that cared], you mean no one...

This is just begging for the 6 pictures with description meme that got beaten to death not that long ago.

The only plausible explanation involves a fiddle made of gold.

Stunned, cornbread. What you failed to remember was he & the Ginger Hammer have bonded over skyline chili...that's not a bond to stun lightly.

Top shelf Roberta Fleck reference old man, top shelf.

Watching the Intrepid match, how many times could Luger be referred to as an athlete?? I'm to lazy to count, but I'd say 25-30 as a minimum.

Correct me if I'm wrong but even in the HD version that problem was solved with "POWER!"...Coming soon, the Clarkson Co. Hover-Car with 90% more water hovering capacity

Would that be reverse cowgirl??

Just another problem that wouldn't exist if we had hover cars.

Does that run on some sort of proprietary OS? That thing looks like it was purpose built for field techs of all stripes.

Han would drive a silver Volvo 240 wagon with an oversize V8.

'Good' being an entirely subjective term here

Something tells me any mugger would be disappointed in my Rugby 1 with a cracked screen, maybe not as much as a Torch but still.

So maybe they are just trying to fit in at Canoe U??

"Gem City of the Gulf." Portland is situated on the second highest bluff on the Gulf Coast and overlooks the dancing waves of both Nueces and Corpus Christi Bays.

Ron will tell you that in all likelihood Mr Rowe's house had a circuit break, not a fuse box. Stay classy Duke.

Wouldn't you like to come see the most populated island in French Polynesia??

Wow, I think I've been places with that off-light before and just thought the place was too cheap to spring for replacement bulbs. Where I live/frequent I guess shooting up hasn't become rampant enough for that to become common.