"The spare tires is the round thing under the soccer equipment in back that looks like the four other round things on the corner of your Honda Odyssey"

Good, stay out.

wait what?

The Oregon one is named after the real one (Maine) based on a coin flip.

There is an early Simpsons episode that mentions these.

Giggity

Looks like the magazine is doubled as well. So you won't burn through ammo twice as fast but the gun will weigh about 6 pounds.

begging the question why do you need a roundabout if there are only 2 roads??

I couldn't agree more. As an attentive passenger I always thought this sign meant the lanes sorta narrowed ahead. I figured out what it meant eventually but didn't understand how it was attempting to lay it out until driver's ed.

Xander Crews, not proud of clean BOXERs

Well we often accused mom of having a second family, this proves it. Hello sibling.

Shh you'll ruin the novelty. The AK-47 not released in 1940, the AKM(s) and AK-101/4/7 are all previous upgrades and the Makarov was retired in in 1991

Shh, you'll ruin the fact that the author didn't actually do any research. Such as the AK-47 was not released in 1940, the AKM(s) and AK-101/4/7 and the fact that the makarov was retired in in 1991.

You win

Call me crazy but NH does not have an income tax at all...

More likely a combo wrench (tire iron + lug wrench) Nitpick Mcgee

and yet this guy just ate it

I work at a plumbing distributor. Ever tried to tell granny (or Toothless McSmellsbad) that the item they are looking for is a two inch close brass nipple? Or 'No sir I'm sorry we don't have any 1/4" orifice reamers'? and lest we forget 'Munchkin Nozzles'

excellent

Pretty sure you state-side trough was at Fenway...they switched to urinals in 1994 just before they started calling it 'Friendly Fenway Park' (coincidentally timed with ticket increases and more than just beer to drink)