+1

somehow I don't see this working if the Bears run into trouble

Sounds cooler than it is. And just as sloppy as you expect.

soo they did get off their motorcycles

+1 obscure (in USA) Euro banking reference

Did revolutionary Crispus Attucks pack on the pounds?

bad? he has clearly been working on his 3's

Who is Tubby Raymond?

+50

Shhh... Canada still thinks Nickleback is the greatest thing since the abolition of cousin marriage laws

That 'distracted' announcer is Sean Mcdonough and 90% of Red Sox nation would fight at least 4 grizzly bears to trade him for Turdsilo