What the hell is that?

It's rare that I see an article on here that leaves me sat looking at the comment box for fives minutes constantly writing, deleting, and starting again because I'm completely befuddled as to what to say. Literally incredible.

I'm in the UK so I already played the International Version of Final Fantasy X, but I'm looking forward to playing through it again to do some of the things I never did. I killed all the dark aeons, but I never got round to defeating Penance.

I'm not particularly au fait with all this frame rate jargon, and a lot of this went over my head. In fact, most of it did. So what I'm about to ask might be incredibly silly. Oh, and I have a PS4 and zero plans to purchase an Xbox One - I'll throw that out there too in the vain hope of quelling any fanboy accusations.

Gears is toooootally a bro shooter.

That's actually awesome. Nice work.

Final Fantasy X-2 was one of the few Final Fantasy games that I absolutely played to death the first time around and then never went back to. My favourite FF games like VI, VII, VIII and IX, I play through perhaps once a year. With X-2, I played it through four or five times on the bounce immediately to finish…

The Resident Evil movie. It's got Milla Jovovich in it, looking spectacular, and kicking ass. There's even a sneaky pubes shot near the end. And the movie still sucks. That's how much it sucks. Not even Milla Jovovich's minge can make it worth watching.

Bit weird. Hardly anyone recommends Gravity Rush to me, and I've never recommended it to anyone either.

Ian Watkins played it relatively safe with the largely unpopular password "ifuckkids".

England had chocolate crisps in the early 90s as I recall. They were hideous.

No thanks. While I did enjoy the FFX-2 battle system, it was an utterly unnecessary story that did nothing but harm to the original. Just leave these games alone and concentrate on making a new entry that doesn't suck.

I was with you until you went the handheld route. In my dream situation that I don't expect to happen any time soon, I would have Nintendo completely out of the hardware game.

Jesus. I groan when I load a game and it starts downloading an update that's any bigger than a few hundred megabytes. How much improving can the game need?

I've kinda grown to accept Mass Effect 3 now. The plot is a bit of a car crash, and there's more than a handful of things I'd change. There's plenty I'm disappointed by because it has potential to be great, and a lot that feels like a complete misfire. But there's plenty of good stuff in there too. And I tend to fill…

I have an iPhone and I never even use it for gaming. The only thing I've ever played and liked was Broken Sword: The Directors Cut, and even still that was like the seventh time I'd beaten the game since I'd already played it years ago.

The most striking thing about the video was how awful the AI was.

He didn't say it didn't have a campaign. He said it didn't have any single player.

Some do, some don't. I've literally never waited for a sale in my life. I buy games on release generally if I want them, and then sometimes pick things up that I wasn't sure about if I see them on sale.

I don't think there was anything wrong with Persona 3 or 4 on release. Just they were improved (particularly 4) with their re-releases. I still got a hundred glorious hours out of the games in their original form.