I look forward to DocSeuss's arrival on this story to tell us all about how Sony is the worst company in the world and their fans are the biggest trolls in the world.

Aside from that, I would give anything for Sakurai to make something for the PS4.

Oh, fuck off.

C'mon, Luke, seriously? This story was bred by misinformation and misrepresentation of rumours and speculation.
So you finish this post with more of it? Christ, with that kind of reporting we might as well believe that you fucked a horse for breakfast. I mean, you haven't stated that you didn't yet. It's what isn't…

"Anymore"?

I'm recommending your post for all the wrong reasons.

Well, Zelda IS a girl. Fail shirt.

Ugh. Salad.

Windows 8 is great for those who love click and point games like Monkey Island and Day of the tentacle. The lack of the start button makes it fun to move your mouse pointer everywhere in order to find the Control Panel shortcuts hidden on the edges of the screen. And the best part is that it is like those classic…

What a bizarre reason to like a game. He essentially hates its core mechanics, but he likes it because it made a lot of money.

Freshen yer drink, govenah?

No, stop that. They *couldn't* care less. Not they *could* care less. They *couldn't* care less. If you could care less, then you're essentially just saying that you do have somewhere between the minimum and the maximum amount of care with regard to whatever it is you're talking about.

I am not telling you because you're all confrontational. There were no wires. That's all you get.

Well, for starters, the headline would be "No, The Xbox One Doesn't Have A 'Wobbling' Problem."

I'm not really sure why the split was 90/10 in favour of talking about the single player mode over the multiplayer mode when in reality the split for why people are buying the game is probably the other way round. A little bit slack, that.

I guess this is a decent little look at the Xbox One UI, but I also think I now hate whoever these people are that filmed this.

I've always wanted to watch previews of other video games while im in the middle of playing a video game.

I don't see a red flashing light on it.

Is that thing the internet?