PianoMatthew
PianoMatthew
PianoMatthew

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I like Marvel, I really do. But even with the self rib at the name and even the concept, the shot of him flying on an ant or wasp or whatever, is just laughably silly. I think he should have stayed in the comics.

If you say so. I don't really care enough to continue, so I'll leave you as the champion of the literately-challenged and bestow upon you the Crown of Comic Critic. Happy New Year! ;)

Good points. Your observation on the phrase "how's it looking" being odd is where the comprehension should start kicking in. Perhaps the image is small for some. I still think it's a comprehension problem - whether reading or comic(?)reading. There's a reason children's books have pictures...

wow. Looks like you need a giving friend who doesn't need their 5th grade reading level comprehension. ;p

1 hour, 0% done on 1 shelf. Not good. From the list of publishers, I don't think they'll have any of my academic works, anyways. Ah well. I tried it. Yes. I know it's in beta.

I know this is io9, but Jesus! Talk about people with too much time and too many Star Trek episodes cluttering up their minds.... solving problems by waiting for aliens is just wishful thinking. Many Fundamentalist Christians do that too, except it's called the 2nd Coming of Christ and Paradise Earth. Just as

To think of the damage these bumpkins probably caused... jail is too lenient. They should be mummified.

NSFW article title, no? Stay classy.

A celebrity having celebrity problems? How terrible. They want to be seen and heard and make money for being seen and heard, but don't understand what celebrity entails. Terrible...

If being rich gas made Batman less "human" and somehow "unknoweable", some people either lack basic human empathy or refuse to employ it out of a bias. It's fictional, which should make it easier, but I wonder how many people have no problem "humanizing" rich celebrities in their entertainment... might as well stop

Go take up a real cause, like helping out at your local homeless shelter. This underwear thing? Jesus...

Seems as if the veneer thar makes us feel okay about violence is what's missing (as the article pointed out), and therefore many cannot justify it. We watch Game of Thrones, Hannibal, Dexter and others and these are our anti-heroes (or plain heroes) - but it's somehow okay to humanize sadistic murderers as long as we

You're probably correct, but the article's adjectives "wonderful" and "stunning" must be very subjective, then. The art style is certainly not those, in my opinion, even if trying to emulate traditional japanese art. I think it fails in the latter, or chose a subpar form.

My ex and I always played with female avatars, and she had an extremely feminine name, and only once in 10 years did some internet person be a troll about it. Even though she purposefully designed her screen name so that the message "you were killed by X (X being a very girly term)" would pop up and be ridiculous, the

Sounds like a silly reason to fracture a friendship. But okay.

That art style... (vomits). Did they forget to actually send it to the animators, or is this just a natural symptom of the financial difficulties they've been having?

He wasn't wearing my patented Vaginal Viewfinder 3000™, with Homing Humper module 3.45® ( don't forget to update the software, as the last version "mistakenly" had the Species Orifice Analyzer ©2011set to "canine" - we eventually settled out of court with the angry Chihuahua owner....)!

HARD to say, really.

the first time I played I stood by a fountain and started spouting insane versions of yoda and jesus beatitudes. I had a few disciples for a while until I had to leave. I hope they spread my nonsense gospel...for there was no 2nd coming. Probably all habe megachurches now.