The game was probably meant to be played with a one-handed controller. There's your problem right there!

Old ragtime music has cakewalks - they are really fun to play. French composer Claude Debussy wrote one (oddly enough) called "Golliwog's Cakewalk" that is pretty cool. Ragtime is... awesome.

I would sell my mother for 2 billion dollars. I don't think anyone in their right mind would turn down that much money for anything. If you think you would, you're a liar and just don't know that your principles always have a price.

the same people that do this sort of farming are probably the same people that complain that they reach their level cap too fast, and the game is now boring. I saw the same thing in Phantasy Star Online when Sega would raise the level cap and people would rush to reach it as fast as possible, and then bitch about it…

There's a place online where I can get the latest "news" in a subtle and classy manner, where said news consists of the writer's sexual fantasies of celebrities based on tweets about the testimony of friends of friends. I like to think that the cover charge of traditional print news is there to spare the reader such…

Sweet.

Funny how they talk about truth, but fail to mention their biased "red-shirt photography" which is more than a bit untruthful!

One of the reasons public education was pushed was to teach people how to read so they could at least pretend to uderstand issues they were voting for. But just as in ancient Athens, Greece, morons are easily swayed by those who study rhetoric and public speaking in order to argue that the sky is not blue, as long as…

So... you would reccomend it?

Solaire died alone, his sun gone. Sorry bout that.

I hope Activision cancels it for Xbox because of this, to punish them. That would be...awesome, because FUCK Xbox amiright? Yeh, you all dig. Neo-Geo ftw.

Wow, what a long fangielish whine. Burn your dream journal, it will help. And then grow the fuck up.

NickPer summed it up nicely: your argument can be applied to your own stupid face as well. Forgive me for my harsh language, but I'm a gamer and apparantly we're ass-holes, if recent articles on the subject are true. Stupid.

Different ethnicities killing each other IS diverse ha ha. Do you want the game to treat ethnicities other than your characters (or your real ethnicity) as non-killable? Kind of like some games don't let you kill certain characters. Yeh, that's totally what they should do. Or make everyone androgynous colorless dots.…

Do it! Doooooooo it! :D

"Advanced Theoretical Calculus" is a good deterrent as a name. I gave that idea (for free) to a husband and wife who liked to watch porn, but didn't want their kids watching the tapes. And there the tapes sat, right next to The Lion King ha!

...of Wonder Woman getting raped? Like, for realsies, in the real world of our modern times where WW really exists? Whaaaaaat? At least she isn't a bondage comic anymore.... dang it. Polygraph tests are hot.

Is this some subversive way to sell more comics? Admit it, Rob.

Aha! What is your GNAC id? How much are they paying you?

That's Odd. I played games this week and never heard of these issues. I guess they're only as pressing as you let them be. I'll skip the recaps. What some random article writers say do not really affect me. Or my identity.... it is cute that some people care about others opinions so much, though. Especially the…