Millennials have been known to go to a doctor for getting their feelings hurt.

Don’t talk shit about the Dreamcast controller.

Dads, lock up your daughters...

Little smartphone bastard. Serves him right.

Since the Major has an artificial body, she technically could look like anyone she wanted to. So, there’s that... I guess.

Misophonia. Look it up. Now you have a word for why slurpers are the worst.

That is pretty crazy. Was not even aware that animals such as cats had the capacity for such abstract thoughts.

no idea... who cares about casters anyway?

Yeah, giving it context just emphasizes what a non-issue it is. Fucking dorks.

I’m pretty sure more people know what a furry is as opposed to “the world’s most popular esports” or its “““celebrities.”””

I guess we’ll know in four hours, when it unlocks.

And we’re gonna need like 3 floppies!

I hear it might actually run in Windows and you won’t have to boot into DOS. Put away those .bat disks.

And that’s assuming you can get your sound card drivers installed correctly before playing!

Don’t forget MMX technology to get the most out of it, go AGP for graphics if you can afford it.

Are you crazy? This is gonna require at least a Pentium 166 and 16 MB of RAM. That’s insane.

Aren’t you the edgy one.

The only people still playing aren’t “extremely skilled”, most of them glitch or cheat to grief new players. That’s definitely true of the PC version, where someone can invade and just instantly kill you without even seeing you due to cheat programs.

Uh. /Walks to 1986 car. /turns light knob on. /lights go on. /Considers that when built, people had expectations that we would be colonizing the moon right now. /Future proven.

I agree, watching a grown man struggle trying to cut a steak is pretty disheartening. But even worse is people that hold forks wrong cause they tend to hold it funny. No matter how much respect I could have for a person, they seem like an idiot neanderthal shadow of their former selves as soon as they grab the fork…