Millennials have been known to go to a doctor for getting their feelings hurt.

Don’t talk shit about the Dreamcast controller.

Dads, lock up your daughters...

Little smartphone bastard. Serves him right.

Since the Major has an artificial body, she technically could look like anyone she wanted to. So, there’s that... I guess.

Misophonia. Look it up. Now you have a word for why slurpers are the worst.

That is pretty crazy. Was not even aware that animals such as cats had the capacity for such abstract thoughts.

Grammar is not io9's strongest suit.

Chicago sounds awesome! I’mma come visit and hug everyone I see!!!

So the FBI asks Apple to unlock a phone, then Apple says no and then compares it to cancer and other terrible things to sway people’s emotions.

The FBI retaliates to sway the public opinion back in their favor saying that Apple are being dicks, and Apple says the FBI are taking cheap shots?

Wow, you wonder how people survived 30 years or so ago, when cell phones weren’t around. Mysterious.

no idea... who cares about casters anyway?

Yeah, giving it context just emphasizes what a non-issue it is. Fucking dorks.

I’m pretty sure more people know what a furry is as opposed to “the world’s most popular esports” or its “““celebrities.”””

I’d tell those folk to fuck off and get out there and really fight for LGBT rights instead of this bullshit where we think entertainment properties are the battleground for that. Finn is black, yet they’re still killing unarmed black men in this country. Rey is a woman, yet women still get paid less and law makers are…

I guess we’ll know in four hours, when it unlocks.

Are you crazy? This is gonna require at least a Pentium 166 and 16 MB of RAM. That’s insane.

Aren’t you the edgy one.

I agree, watching a grown man struggle trying to cut a steak is pretty disheartening. But even worse is people that hold forks wrong cause they tend to hold it funny. No matter how much respect I could have for a person, they seem like an idiot neanderthal shadow of their former selves as soon as they grab the fork…