From what I’ve read, 4 out of 5 newspaper articles agree that the Colts were correct in calling for the 4th down play. But I guess you’re just going to blindly agree with whatever the fifth columnist thinks...

The most infuriating part of this whole rant, is that if those comments are disrespectful, they are only disrespectful b/c she is HIS WIFE. So, they have disrespected him, I guess. If she was just some random woman existing in the world, say all you want about fucking her or doing whatever else. It is not like she is…

I’d like to think there’s a meeting going on at Fenway weighing the pros and cons, and debating what’s the least they can do for these guys.

I have a feeling that these fine upstanding gentlemen are not entirely unfamiliar with what to do with items of value that just happen to have fallen off the back of a truck.

The cycle of history repeats itself, and the Reds are now owned by a Christian.
It’s like perestroika all over again!

Except the Blues will be the one that get screwed with the Wild Card at 97 points because they are the Blues, and then the two chokingiest (word?) franchises will meet and something will have to give.

That man is as handsome as he is talented.

Here’s a couple ways to spot an unmarked cop car.

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There is no need to infiltrate organizations they are already members of.

“Meet the Mets, Greet the Mets, Step right up and beat the Mets.”

Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who watches his ex-wife’s kids while she out on a date with Jeff Fisher.

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

I would love to see Mike Matheny vs. the MTA system. It’d be the most intense rivalry in sports.

I hope the Mets hire him

In 2006 he hit 49 homers and struck 50 times. That is god-level talent.

(there are seven fucks and three shits)

Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

Now you have time to go to the border, tough guy.

So you’re not going to the August 12 concert in South Korea, then?