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Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Why dont you just go to their clean site?

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

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Cricket fan (Windies) here

Arizona-Carolina? Bet it was packed to the rafters.

You need to fill in a lot of blanks, and it helps to remember the overarching themes: one is whatever the actual topic of conversation is; two is the fact that *45 is the center of the universe; three is the fact that everything he doesn’t understand means he’s getting screwed; and four is the fact that he thinks he’s…

Umm, excuse me:

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

They give away a Heisman almost every year, so who cares what Lamar Jackson’s credentials are? If he’s a team player, he’ll do whatever it takes to succeed which is why I plunge every toilet in my office building every day so that the execs will see me and say, “that accountant brings more to this company than any…

Ne-ver want to see ya take a snap

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

During fights at BGSU hockey games they always play “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”

“The young black white men - and it’s primarily young black white men rather than young black white women... they’re not getting good advice from their parents,” he said. “Who do they get advice from? Rag-tag organizations like Black Lives Matter InfoWars and Daily Caller, which tell you, ‘Resist police The…

Thoughts and prayers