Hey. I’ll have you know Alex Mogilny won 2 Lady Byngs.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

It’s a literal death trap

a journeyman catcher who inexplicably became a Chicago folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Cubs (after inexplicably becoming a Boston folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Red Sox)?

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Even a first year Phrenology student could diagnose Donnie Jr’s sloping brow and cranial ridge lines identifying him as having the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter 

Enough. If we want to move forward in repairing out democracy, we need to stop with out fascination with celebrity and star power. Articles like this are part of the problem. I hope our next president is charisma-free. I hope he’s is boring and uninspiring. That’s why I support Roman Reigns in 2024.

Old Style is actually pretty expensive to import, as transporters have to adhere to Subtitle C of RCRA.

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

So you’re not going to let me shoot from the hip on this one. O.k., work must wait then! But before your eyes glaze over, remember you asked for elaboration....

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Get him a tortoise. Not only do they just suck, but they continue being worthless for 80 years. Which means that after he’s dead and gone, someone in his family will have to take care of it as well. It’s a big, shelled fuck you to generations of Brooks’

Lack of a license wouldn’t keep her off the road

Yeah, in that 08 cup run Franzen was fucking amazing and things may have gone differently without him. He literally outscored the entire Colorado Avalanche in that second round series. As a team, the Avs only scored 8 goals in that series, Franzen alone scored 9. But the writing was already on the wall with Franzen, I…

Joke’s on you guys cause this doesn’t even crack my top 10 embarrassingly earnest moments.

Jesus, please no. I don’t/can’t hear about another CTE suicide. 

Short answer: No

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

The 1925 Iowa State census is a two page census. The second page contains the parents names of the individuals on the first page. This census is available for free on familysearch.com and William Goodlow’s parents are listed. Best of luck with your research.