This kills me. Vader’s whole presence in the trilogy is FULL OF FUCKING DAD JOKES and one liners.

I’m really jealous of you Blackhawks fans, I wish I wasn’t around for the cancelled season either

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Im gonna bookmark this page and read it later, I promise.

“What are some other not-that-old and not-that-rare cars that history has forgotten?“

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

Golden State highlights get old after a while. Be that as it may, they still definitely blew the Pelicans out of the water. They really seem to have found their flows after a kind of slow start this season. They’re spacing the ball, getting off a lot of good three point shots, and just generally rolling over other…

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Goalie code states:

It’s always sad when a team gets this close and then has to watch it all slip through their finger.

Barry’s not saying they’ll miss the playoffs, only that it might take finer control than they can muster, if they need to keep it in their grasp.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.

And I just don’t understand that part of it, the word.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

A child’s first smile. A mother’s kiss. A new love’s glance. All of these people will eventually die. Life’s sweetest moments are inherently fleeting

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

File “Jac” under terrible white people names.

In Trump’s America, Thunder’s afraid of dogs.