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Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

I think he just likes presidents who are named after airports.

Look, as a straight person, it would be much simpler for me to accept you if you weren't so gay about being a gay. Why can you just be gay and never appear anywhere where a sight of you would make me uncomfortable or possibly turned on or whatever no homo. Actually, just be straight. That would help gay rights…

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

The rock band Chicago once sang, "Does anybody really know what time it is?" For 82 people in Chicago over the holiday weekend, it was time to get shot

If your ex-girlfriend made you sit through the 2006 Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn romantic comedy "The Break Up," which was set in Chicago, you probably left the theater with the urge to kill. Unfortunately, 16 Chicagoans were on the wrong end of that urge last weekend.

"For the last time: they're NOT CALLED JIMMIES!"

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, and stuff your coke in the back seat of the police cruiser you're in and hope that they don't find it, after the fact that you've already been detained and will probably get kicked out of school.

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It's a tough road. Only two others have been born with that condition, and one's dead. Let's just hope he can make the Jump Jump to the NBA smoothly.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

I am off to start a Kickstarter campaign.

To this I say: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

When done well, a Game of Thrones jersey can be both personalized and economical.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…