the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

MUSBURGER: Why not a selfie?

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Swanson, Travis, Arkansas center.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

This isn't all about you, Kerry Rhodes. Sheesh.

good question. nina agdal and a dolphin (the dolphins)

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

Paul, George, John, Wall

And that East lineup is, uh, interesting.

yeah, F Carmelo

"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

"This guy here, I like to call him E.T., because he loves Reese's Pieces and seems to have a lot of trouble phoning home!

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.

That pinko oh-bamma wants us to get our healthcare from Santa now? But Phil can't even call a queer a queer?
spits tobacco
on wife
who is also sister

Some Questions About That Auburn-Alabama Game

I expected Raysism to be a little older