I was just gonna write this. Why isn't this a fragrance of aerosol? Febreeze Fresh Tennis Ball Can!
GOD: *whips Jets cap on the ground* ME DAMMIT!
OK, total tangent - so I took a look at Takashi Kurihara, and after seeing that he played for a team called "IBM Big Blue" in the Japanese X-League (formerly the Japanese American Football League, until 1997 when they changed the name to "X League", because 1997 was X-treme), I looked up other teams in the league.…
hey bear those cool trick shot videos are kinda old
The fact that this has any stars at all is so deeply and profoundly concerning to me.