Pale ales in general should reside in the lowest rungs of my personal beer hierarchy.

+1 low-hanging fungus

Which sports figure do you think would be the best at playing Smash Bros?

I read this as you have to hand the controller to your sports-figure-spirit-animal, not that they were in the game.

I'm partial to 21st Amendment's Bitter American and Founder's All Day IPA.

Do Jameis and the Bucs deserve each other?

Beat me to the Paul.

Paul Paulos of the St. Paul Police Department

I forget which is which, but he has an identical stable of cars in Vegas and Miami, only one set is white and the other is black so he knows which city he's in.

The Cavs' shirts are printed in Comic Sans.

I know I'm doing the 'underexplained' part of this wrong...but what are the stipulations? Are you required to subdue each of these animals? Or are you allowed to simply try to evade them?

What kind of madman cuts a pizza into nine slices?

Ha, we call our tuxedo cat Tillie sometimes! (He's confused...we call him a lot of names)

See below. Also, which of the factors listed in the statute are applicable here? I don't see any that can be applied.

The spike then tweeted Kate Upton after the game, to see if she saw his performance.

The couple who hate peanut butter AND chocolate...wat

Meanwhile, muffin hands guy would have a real mess to clean up.