THANK YOU. Now I know I'm not crazy either.

BALL STATE IS IN MUNCIE BUT I LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM

Cans stay cold as hell, to the point of giving your frostbite

this is a good joke.

Mixed Sprite and SoCo and called it SproCo...20.5 me thought it was damn good, but 20.5 me should have gotten punched more.

There's so much more going on in that Micro Touch ad. Why is his signature always in the corner of the screen? Does Brett Favre own a shopping channel? The second razor is just a regular double-sided safety razor which has been around for, I dunno, a hundred years or so. And the colors...they look like they were…

Turns out Bumgarner is actually a descendant of a Scythian warrior, who would drink the blood of his enemies, and was simply preparing for his future adversaries, the city of St. Louis.

"Dat haircut"

There's CLEARLY an alpha wing on the plate. (Obviously a drumstick. Noticeably bigger than all the others.)

It's such a dumb thing to do that nobody thought they'd have to tell him not to?

Why the hell was that battack victim plugged into an amp?

As someone who enjoys history (and American automotive history especially) and is bored by TLAs, I'm all in for the 999.

Keith Olbermann catches NFL with a live trap, calls animal control who refuse to retrieve NFL and tell Keith Olbermann he cannot release the NFL in a residential area, whereupon Keith Olbermann physically holds NFL underwater with end of broomstick as NFL looks up at Keith Olbermann, slowly drowning.

Not that miniature face tornadoes aren't a problem, but I'm deeply skeptical of Bernoulli's for generating any noticeable lift...I would wager that 99 times out of 100 the problem is air blowing against the underside of the bill and pushing it upwards...

Probably, yeah, since there's no way this application gets to allowance/issue

This list is dumb, but also correct.

Has there been a "Baked Desserts: Ranked" post yet

+Channel62

Stonewall Jackson.

Have you people never had a nectarine? They are far superior to peaches unless you like having hair on your fruit.