@Chris Johnson: I'm a fan.

@joe57005: Sounds like the best argument for the promotion of contraceptives I've ever heard.

@Vanilla-Terror: It's a good thing we live in an apocalyptic Hollywood sci-fi film, or else you would sound really silly.

I guess the title "Give Your Mirror a Ruined Look" was too negative. For the price you would pay for the materials to convert a perfectly good mirror into a blotchy eyesore, you could have dropped by your local thrift store and bought one that has been aged naturally, without the hassle. Think of it as aesthetic…

@dijerydack: Meh. I always wear a watch.

@themightyspitz: Kudos on the Gulliver's Travels reference.

@JakeMG: ♂ Man: Outstanding idea. I should pull my film out of the fridge.

@monkey314159: Ditto.

Last I checked, the roll-up method is still superior. This method is just a complicated pain. I guess everyone has their 'special' method though. More power to you.

@Bucky Rodgers (4:19 . . . close enough): What if I sat at a computer for hours and hours coding a program to do my bidding? This isn't hacking? The term "hacking" is not as narrow as you seem to believe. It encompasses far more than just systems manipulation. Hell, MacGyver was a hacker. Anytime you utilize something…

@cdimarzio: Yes, because the term "hack" is a lot more general than most people think, encompassing far more than just systems manipulation.

@Frazzlet: I suppose Ed Gein doesn't ring a bell.

@numo16: Touché.

@scaryBasement: I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

@jared.patrick: Que? If my Spanish is correct, you're asking, "What Al Sharpton in 5...4...3..." Unless you meant 'queue', which would make a lot more sense.

@zeku: What about mosquitoes who aren't female, or female mosquitoes who aren't in breed-mode?

@Phrosty: I'm reading some pretty reasonable answers. Thanks guys!

Outstanding advice. Any tips on how to do the same with mosquitoes that wander into your home?

@cman675: Why?

Can someone explain to me, please, the benefits of faxing documents compared to email?