@Simoniz: Have you ever seen the DVD Rewinder?

I'm more worried about what Norton products do to a system than cyber criminals.

...because I like it when my watch rubs paint off all over me.

@PN - goopplesoft: How can a dead fish gasp?

@showbiz2: Without lying, and while being solidly heterosexual, I can assure you that I wouldn't. I undoubtedly would a decade ago though, if that makes you feel justified.

@TheSpoonyBard: Would it be pretentious to say he simply has bad taste in clothes?

@Phrosty: Meh. Maybe I spoke too soon. Joel admitted in a comment below he was just teasing.

@atrus123: I didn't understand this part of the article either. What the hell is that supposed to mean? As if Ubuntu is somehow inferior to Gizmodo's Mac obsession.

@tpaterek: Pay attention. They've been back for a couple years now.

@superhrman: It's like an alcoholic Slurpee/Icee/Slushie... in short: Yes.

@Takarin: Generally, I agree. However, some of the older ties (from the '60s and '70s) are ridiculously wide, so knowing how to narrow one to a respectable width has it's advantages.

Meh. Tell me how to tailor old ties into bow ties (self-tie; none of that pre-tied rubbish) and you have my attention.

@florida.stevo: This is still my favourite Batmobile.

I think the 'Vaseline on the lens' post was just popular because everyone was curious as to who would be silly enough to gunk up a perfectly good lens.

@John Branham: I was thinking the same thing. It's definitely not a motor-home.

"Way too often" is an opinion, and in no way a standardized constant.

@maxxusflamus: By 'a little', you mean 'from nuclear war', right?

@Jovan Securis Orator: +1

...because it's always a good idea to remove the focus off of the ring, and onto a tacky 2" screen.

@Kogo: You're comparing apples with oranges. That's a different culture.