"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Why can't people taking dick pics with some better indicators of scale? I think it should be mandatory that all future dick picks be shot with a quarter perched on the tip.

Is that a young George Washington? Because I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 god damn dicks.

Would you like to be a dude? ;)

I'll have to ask my husband if he married me because I'm a mannish uggo. Can't go wrong there.

Oh man, I am so disappointed with Johnny Depp over this playing Redface and "trying to fixing racism with Tonto" business. Like Sherman Alexie said:

Maybe it's just this picture, but I feel like Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. are turning into the same person over time. Orrr maybe they've been the same person the whole time!

Female suicide doesn't violate our understanding of femininity; it is one of our core understandings of (white) femininity. From the long, LONG history of "hysteria"; to the institutionalization of women who deviated from the Cult of Domesticity; to the more current genderization of various disorders (especially the…

I really wanted to take a break from looking at balls today, Doug. It's Sunday for Christ's sake.

Screw the promos - the biggest Mad Men mystery for me is the story about Harry trying to pay for a prostitute with a traveler's check.

If you were to watch the teasers alone, you'd probably think Mad Men was a show about a group of strangely dressed people who spend all their time opening doors for surprise visitors, staring sadly at glasses of scotch or sighing into telephones.

Well, today was a good day after all.

Tony is very pleased at this news.

Because she truly doesn't see color.

I'm reading this in bed where my husband and daughter are asleep on either side of me, and I just silent-laughed so hard that my baby woke up. Thank you for that at the end of a long, long day.

WTF is wrong with these people? And she was "required to attend football games?" I'm sick of reading articles about this sort of thing that seem like they're straight out of The Onion, but are somehow real.

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