Everyone needs to watch this amazing cover of the Jurassic Park theme song. Click it. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT.

Hmm? What did you say, Laura? I wasn't listening, I was too busy thinking about Sportsball and Call of Battle: Dutyfield 4 and cars and fishing and other dudeparts activities. I have no time for your fragile lady emotions! I myself lock my own emotions in a tiny box in my brain, and then in twenty years everyone…

"Feminist women and men will try to ban or burn this book!"

Mandatory under such fail-ass gender-dynamics post?

Finally, an app that tells me how to sexually stimulate Russian nesting dolls.

Hey Joe, look at this. I found some giant eggs. Wow, one's hatching..... argghhh!

Isn't that how you pay for pizza?