Cost is mostly an excuse. If you actually want to exercise, you can find a space for it. All you need is the ground and the weight of your own body to get an effective workout. Pushups, squats, burpees, pistols, and planks are great exercises that require no equipment. If you can find something sturdy overhead to do…

“Oh, you think the gym is your ally. But you merely joined the gym; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn’t realize there were other options until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me but confusing!”

Your post is so full of evidence that it’s hard to argue with.

Let me guess: You love Cam Newton, though?

Man I got tired just watching them rush Newton. They were relentless.

Never gets old, Joey.

While Peyton was peddling Bud and Papa Johns, Cam’s press conference performance was simply peddling for Southwest Airlines.

Interesting theory. Cam isn’t who we thought he is because of the man behind the curtain.

Remember when football used to be about, you know, the game? Jesus, let it go. The pressers are stupid, pedantic and ridiculous anyway. The talk today should be about the Denver defense, and how they dismantled and mindfucked three of the top offenses in football on their way to a championship. They should be heralded…

A shithead on the ESPN broadcast? I thought Todd McShay was on the earlier game

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

I’m really hoping that they finally find the plane and can determine what (or who) brought it down. I have kept a Google Alert for this flight and other than “no news” this was the first sign of “good news”. I can only imagine what the families of those on the flight must be going through right now...

You can start your response with something like, “you are 100% correct sir.”

Is it just me or is she not that great of a pornstar? Terrible looking boob job and sub par skills. I feel like people are into her because they get to watch a middle eastern woman fuck. Or maybe it’s just her social media presence.

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.

You can turn it back on once you jailbreak

Personally I think the Xbox controllers have always been the best. I think they’re a lot more ergonomic and comfortable than anything Sony’s made.

Therabreath!

Therabreath!